Thanks to colleague, Mick Norman, for pointing us in the direction of this revealing graphic by Rick O’Bannon and the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra. Collating the questions Google auto-predicts, it shows some crucial questions are being asked of the search engine about the heady world of orchestral musicians, including ”Do trombone players make good kissers?” and ”How much do oboe players get paid ?”

In the interests of impartiality, we are, of course unable to comment on either of these critical questions…

Read the full feature on the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra’s website here.